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Stranger: Are you on your period again, Sally?- A
You: WHO IS SALLY!!
Stranger: This isn't funny, Sally. Why are you turning my reptilian love against me? I THOUGHT YOU CARED!- A
You: I AM NOT THIS SALLY YOU SPEAK OF ANDERSON! WHO IS SHE!
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?!- A
You: ANDERSON IT'S DIANO! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!
Stranger: I do love you!- A
You: THEN WHO IS THIS SALLY YOU SPEAK OF!!!
Stranger: A friend...- A
((Do you have a tumblr? You are too awesome not to.))
You: WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ANDERSON!!
(( Melindra21 pleasure to make your acquaintance.))
Stranger: I'M SORRY!- A
((I'm DieBoredom. We have already me.))
Stranger: *met
You: SO YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME ANDERSON!!!!
((OMG!! XDD HI!!))
Stranger: I'M NOT! I PROMISE!- A
((Were you the one where we made Sherlock say y'all, or was that someone else?))
You: THEN WHY DID YOU APOLOGIZE!!!
((That was me! XD And how are you this day my friend who resides in Tennessee correct?))
Stranger: I DON
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW!- A
((Yes, I am. You are in Florida, right?))
You: IT'S BECAUSE YOUR CHEATING ON ME!! HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON SOMEONE WHO IS CARRYING YOUR CHILD!!!
((Ding!Ding! You are correct!))
You: THAT'S RIGHT I'M PREGNANT AND YOU ARE THE FATHER
Stranger: NO!- A
((Awesome, I'm still cracking up about Sherlock's y'all.))
Stranger: IMPOSSIBLE!- A
You: YES ANDERSON I AM!! IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE!!
((That was really Brilliant this morning I had dreams about it.))
Stranger: IT IS!- A
((I will never look at Anderson the same way again....))
You: WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON I MADE LOVE TO!!
((I never looked at him the right way in the first place. Fucking Anderson. XD))
Stranger: But....- A
((We'll have a real life Andersaur....))
You: BUT WHAT ANDERSON!
((XDDD We will!!))
Stranger: I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!- A
((I'm thinking so many things, and not one of them is appropriate....))
You: WELL YOU BETTER GET PREPARED!! AND YOU KNOW WHY!!
((My mind is lodged deep in the gutter single words set it off))
Stranger: What are y'all talking about? No, JAWN! THEY GOT TO ME!- SH
((Same here. People wonder why I'm usually so quiet....))
You: ((AWWW I HAD A GREAT BIT TOO. XD))
Stranger: Who let the freak in! OUT!*Kicks Sherlock out*- A
You: WHO WAS THAT!!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH HIM AS WELL!!
Stranger: NO, I'M NOT! I WOULD NEVER!- A
Stranger: I'M NOT WATSON!- A
You: YOU BETTER NOT BE!!!
Stranger: I'M NOT!- A
((BAD mental image....))
You: GOOD!! BEACAUSE YOU KNOW WHY!!!
((XD))
Stranger: WHY?- A
((Oh dear....))
You: Because this is the most fun we've ever had!!! -JW, GL
Stranger: I hate you all.- A
YOU DIDN'T KICK THEM OUT!- SH
You: Although I must ask. SHERLOCK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AT ANDERSON'S!!-JW
Stranger: I was following you.- SH
You: Well you obviously weren't paying close attention. I'm at Greg's.-JW
Stranger: What? I;m confused. WHERE ARE YOU JAWN?- SH
You: I just said I was at Greg's. Don't think I didn't catch you saying y'all either.-JW
Stranger: No, don;t record it again.- SH
You: I've still got the recording, why would I need another?-JW Sherlock I think you should know it's my ringtone now as well.-GL
Stranger: I hate all of y'all. *clutches mouth but is too late*- SH
You: Oh Sherlock. This is just too good. John can't even reply because he's laughing his arse off over here.-GL
Stranger: Why?- SH
You: I think it's just the fact that he got you to start saying that.-GL
Stranger: I hate him. I got eye violated by one of those hicks!- SH
((Why is it so much fun making fun of country people? The vast majority of my family, and I myself are...))
You: OH GOD! He didn't tell me that! XD It must have been painful!-GL
((because it's so easy too. XD))
Stranger: Leave me alone!- SH
((It really is.))
You: But this is just to good. SHERLOCK HOLMES SAYS Y'ALL! Oh great now y'all have got me saying it too. XD -GL
Sorry Sherlock....It's just to damn funny...XD-JW
Stranger: I will murder y'all and hide the bodies where not even Mycroft can find them...- SH
You: Are you still at Anderson's? I can just imagine the look on his face if you are.-GL
Pffft...You said it again.-JW
You: ((John and Lestrade may have had a little drink))
Stranger: No...- SH
((This totally goes along with my head cannon the John and Greg are secret best friends.))
You: Well that's good you wouldn't want him hearing you say that. And you may want to ignore John he's had a bit to drink.-GL
I'm just fine. XD Sherlock say it again. Please oh god say y'all again. XD-JW
You: ((Because they totally are. They meet up for drinks and swap Boyfriend stories))
Stranger: When did he start saying y'all?- A
((With the Holmes brothers, they must have some great ones.))
You: Back when we we're in America. XD We got lost and ended up in hick-ville and I got him to say Y'all. XD Funniest thing ever! I've got recording of it.-JW
I guess Anderson heard you after all. XD-GL
Stranger: NO!- SH
You: Sherlock you should get over here. John's absolutely off his nutter right now. It's quite a show really.-GL
An' now. ..Andersn...he cant sdtop sayuinhg y'all.-JW
Stranger: I'm coming. He'll regret the whole y'all incident. MWAHAHA!- SH
You: Andersn he sasid it agion. xD- JW
Oh. God. Sherlock he's taking his shirt off now. xD I've seen him drunk before but never like this mate.-GL
You: ((John becomes friends with Anderson when he's drunk. XD))
Stranger: He only takes his shirt off for me!- SH
((Always.))
You: WOO HOO!! Sherlawk are ju coming to Greggy's?-JW (on Lestrade's phone)
Stranger: what did you give him, Greggy?- SH
You: Greggy's busyh rigyth noew. Jus me Sharlawk. psst I tok ihs moblklie-jW
Stranger: Where is Greg?- SH
You: I tolodk ju hie's buhsy.-jW
God Sherlock hurry and get here. It's just bloody brilliant. I managed to snatch his mobile but he wouldn't give mine back. Keep's calling it the precious.-GL( on John's phone)
Stranger: This better not be like the time you got me to dress in drag!- SH
You: No but that was good times mate. He thinks he's Bilbo Baggins from that Lord of the Rings movie mixed with a bit of Golem. I'm trying to take pictures but I have no clue how to work his bloody phone.-GL
You: SHARLAWK I'M GOIHNG OJN A QWEST!!-jW
Stranger: What?- SH
You: SHarLAWk i'm gohing to MOORdoor!! wITH ThE PREciouS!-jW
Stranger: Have fun with that.- SH
You: Sherlock how do you take pictures with his phone! He's running round with an umbrella now. Thinks it's a sword or something. Oh you have got to see this it's just great is what it is.-GL
Stranger: I'm here. Just let me in.- SH
You: ((Hey My lil sis is making noise gotta go check on her be BRB Kay?))
Stranger: ((Okay.))
You: ((Back))
Lestrade heads over to the door to let Sherlock in dodging John who is still running about shouting about rings and hobbits and stuff brandishing the umbrella that happens to be Mycroft's.
You: "Good you made now how do I take pictures with this thing"
Stranger: My's going to kill him.*snaps multiple photos* These are going on tumblr.- SH
You: "SMAUG WE MEERT AT LASSHT!" John slurs brandishing his "sword" at Sherlock.
Stranger: I AM NOT THE CUMBERSMAUG," Sherlock shouted back,
You: "OH SHARLAWK WHEN DID JU GET HERRE? Hey...hey Sharlawk...guesshs whhat..."
Stranger: "What," he asked with incredible patience.
You: Whispers "y'all" and with that he took off running about again laughing the whole time.
"See I told you. Off his nutter." Lestrade said smiling and laughing as well.
Stranger: "What did you give him," Sherlock asked.
You: "Just beer and he might have somehow gotten a hold of my whiskey." Lestrade replied as John ran past them again screaming "Y'ALL SHARLAWK Y'ALL!"
Stranger: "Okay....."
You: "Does he normally drink whiskey?"
"SHARLAWK SAY Y'ALL AGAIN!!" John yelled jumping on to the couch.
Stranger: "I've never seen him drink," Sherlock answered honestly.
You: "I'll take that as a no then. So then we're witnessing John with whiskey in his system, because he doesn't get this way on beer." "JOHN ger'off the couch mate!"
Stranger: "I only drank once. I'm never doing that again," Sherlock said.
You: "I was just fixing to offer you a drink. Sure you don't want at least one?" "JOHN I SAID OFF!"
"NO I MUSST CLIMB MOORDOOR!!"
Stranger: "Positive," Sherlock replied as he watched his friend climb.
You: "Oh c'mon just one. It won't hurt nothing." Greg persuaded as he went over to pull John off of the couch receiving a swift knock to the head from the umbrella.
Stranger: "I said no," Sherlock replied as he helped hold the dazed DI up.
You: "HEY SHARLAWK I'VE MADE A DEDUCT...A DEUCTI...WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!"
Stranger: "What is it," he asked.
You: "WELL... THIS *holds up the umbrella* ISN'T THIS YOUR BROTHER'S?"
Stranger: "Why would you say that,"Sherlock asked.
You: "IT IS THOUGH ISN'T IT. Looks like his anyways"
Stranger: "Give it to me, so I can see," Sherlock said and held his hand out for it.
You: *hands Sherlock the umbrella before collapsing to the couch* "I'm *hic right aren't I"
Stranger: '
Stranger: "This is in fact Mycroft's umbrella."
You: "Well *hic why's Greggy have it?"
Stranger: "Mycroft likes to /visit/."
You: "I think *hic he does more than just *hic visit...doesn't he Greggy..."
Stranger: All eyes turned to Lestrade.
You: Still dazed from the blow to the head. "Wait , wait , wait, what? No, He comes by and inquires about the 2 of you though."
You: "and sometimes stays for a drink is all"
Stranger: "Of course he does," Sherlock assured him.
You: "You are ly--ing Greggy *hic"
Stranger: "We both know you are."
You: Starts to go red at the ears. "No I am not."
Stranger: "Then why are you blushing?"
You: "I am-am not blushing!"
Stranger: "Yes you are."
You: "You *hic are. Your ears are *hic as red as a *hic Tomato."
You: "aren't they Sharlawk"
Stranger: "They are," Sherlock agreed.
You: Immediately moves his hands to cover his ears. "THEY ARE NOT! He comes round talks bout the two of you,and sometimes stays for a drink, THAT'S ALL!"
Stranger: "And I don't believe you."
You: "Then please enlighten me on what you think happens when he comes over Sherlock."
Stranger: "Oh, nothing. You've obviously told us the complete and whole truth," he assured him.
You: "I know what *hic happens." *giggle-snort*
You: *Lestrade glares daggers at John*
Stranger: *Sherlock barely holds in a laugh*
You: "I *hic think that you *hic are-" Greg runs and clamps a hand over John's mouth.
Stranger: "Oh let him speak," Sherlock called.
You: *Glares daggers back at Sherlock* "He has nothing to-Gahh John that's just gross!" John had licked Greg's hand making him move it.
"HE'S SHAGGING YOUR BROTHER!!!*hic"
Stranger: "I'm so surprised," Sherlock said in a monotone. On the inside, he was gagging.
You: *Greg sags onto the couch putting his head in his hands.* "God. Well go ahead throw some witty retort at me. I know you're dying to."
Stranger: "No, I'd rather not," Sherlock assured him.
You: "Your a shite liar. You know that right."
Stranger: "I was just wondering where the bathroom was. I might need it soon," he joked.
You: *rolls his eyes and sighs.* "I'm not gonna hear the end of this am I?"
Stranger: "No."
You: "Great...well yea I am. You really should stop calling him fat you know." * looks up smirking a bit.*
Stranger: "Sorry I insulted your boyfriend."
You: "Yea and I'm sorry I got your's drunk off his arse."
Stranger: "This is too funny, though. What will the tumblrinians say?"
You: "They will probably squeal in delight over it. So the two of you are then, seeing as you didn't deny it."
Stranger: "Yes, the shippers should be happy. Even more will go off, because I said y'all."
You: "PFFFTTT! YOU SAID Y'ALL AGAIN SHARLAWK!!"
Stranger: "Crap," he muttered.
You: John get's up and flings himself at Sherlock and halfway whispers "I like it though, Sharlawk. i's sexy."
Greg can't help but to snicker a bit at this.
Stranger: "Not now, John," he reprimanded.
You: "But Sharlawk." he slurred dropping his head to Sherlock's neck and kisses the side of it.
Stranger: "John, this is on film," he warned.
You: "No don't John I'm sure the fangirls would love to see this." Greg says holding up his video phone.
Stranger: "Lestrade," Sherlock shrieked.
You: "What, I'm not allowed ammo against you for when you decide to bring up Mycroft." He said with a big smug smile cross his face.
Stranger: "I hate you."
You: "Sharlawk, lets have a kiss."
"Yes "Sharlawk" a kiss." Greg snickered.
Stranger: "Shut up, Greg!"
You: Greg just throws his head back with a deep-bellied laugh.
"Sharlawk I want a kiss." John breathed into Sherlock's ear.
Stranger: "Later, John," Sherlock promised.
You: "No not later *hic now." John said trying to pull Sherlock's head forward.
Greg just continued to smirk readying his camera to snap a picture.
Stranger: "Jphn," Sherlck warned.
You: "What are you gonna *hic do about it Sharlawk."
Stranger: "Not now," he said eyeing Lestrade.
You: "Yes *hic now" he argued.
"Might as well just give in Sherlock, not putting it up, and I've already taken pictures of the two of you standing there, you know with John half naked and all."
Stranger: "No," Sherlock retorted. He would never give in!
You: "Sharlawk!!" John wined. "I don't want to *hic wait."
You: "Me neither Sherlock."
Stranger: "I don't care!"
You: Greg grinned
You: "Then just kiss him if you don't care."
Stranger: "No."
You: "C'mon if not for the fans then for John."
Stranger: "Fine."
You: "Finally" John said pulling Sherlock down into a kiss. The pone chimed off to the side as Lestrade took his pictures.
You: "Tumblr is going to love these."
Stranger: "I hate both of you," Sherlock called.
You: "You don't *hic hate me Sharlawk."
"Come off it you know you don't."
Stranger: "Fine."
You: John wrapped his arms round Sherlock's waist laying his head on his shoulder. "say y'all for me Sharlawk." he murmured as he went slack and passed out.
You: "Bout time he passed out."
Stranger: Sherlock nodded his head as he picked up the doctor.
You: "Probably best to get him on home then." Greg said standing up walking to the front door.
Stranger: "Yeah," Sherlock said as he carried him bridal style to the door.
You: Greg opened the door for the detective and his doctor. "Well guess I'll be seeing you then....And Sherlock."
Stranger: "Yes," he said.
You: "Just because you probably want it I'll still be seeing your brother. When you see him don't give him a hard time over it. Bug me all you want but not him. Okay."
Stranger: "I can't promise you anything," Sherlock called.
You: "Just please Sherlock, he's still adjusting to it, I'd prefer you not scare of someone who might actual treat me decently instead of running of with someone else."
Stranger: "I won't for you," Sherlock assured him.
You: "Thank you Sherlock. Now go on poor boy's gonna have a hell of a headache when he comes to."
Stranger: Sherlock nodded his head. He waited for a taxi.
You: Greg went back inside his flat picked up his phone and sent a text.
He knows about us. Told you not to leave your umbrella.-GL
Stranger: You've got to be kidding me.- MH
You: We knew he'd find out sooner or later.-GL
Stranger: Yes, but....- MH
You: I told him not to bug you about it. Told him he could bug me all he wants but not you. He said for me he wouldn't.-GL
Stranger: Fine.- MH
You: Seems like we're all secretive about our love life's.-GL
Stranger: Yeah.- MH
You: Me about you and him about John, even though we all saw that coming.-GL
Stranger: It was obvious.-MH
You: Yea. They just left from here. John's going to have a hell of a headache when he regains consciousness. No whiskey for him next time he's over.-GL
Stranger: You gave him whiskey?- MH
You: We ran out of beer. Asked him if he was okay with whiskey he said he was so I gave him some. Never again though. Although it was quite entertaining.-GL
Stranger: What did he do?- MH
You: Well he drunk texted Anderson for a bit. Before running around thinking he was a hobbit, stole my phone and called it "the precious", and he thought your umbrella was a sword, it's fine, Sherlock finally showed up and John called him Smaug the dragon. By the way have you heard the new word your brother has been tricked into saying?-GL
Stranger: Np, what?- MH
You: Well remember when he went over to America for that one case. Well apparently him and John got themselves lost in the deep-south and John somehow managed to get Sherlock to say the word y'all. Even better he recorded it. Want to hear?-GL
Stranger: Oh God yes.- MH
You: -sends audio file- I've got this set for when he calls or texts.-GL
Stranger: I'm doing the same thing.- MH
You: He tries not to say it but it still slips out every so often. Happened a few times this evening. John's final words before he passed out where "Sharlawk say y'all for me again." exactly like that.-GL
Stranger: You have got to be kidding me.-MH
You: Not one little bit. Maybe next time you see him he'll slip up. Oh I've got an idea.-GL
Stranger: What?- MH
You: Next time you have to go see him text me and set your ringtone for me to him saying y'all, and I'll message you so you can watch his reaction.-GL
Stranger: Let's do it.- MH
You: So am I going to get to see you this evening?-GL
Stranger: Of course.- MH
You: Soon I hope. :) -GL
((I hate living in the hood.))
Stranger: What do you want to do?_ MH
((Why?))
You: Hold you in my arms and kiss you until I can't anymore. I miss you.-GL
((Because either someone is shooting off fireworks or I just heard gunshots.))
Stranger: I miss you, too.- MH
((Oh.... This has been pure and utter crack,))
You: Hurry home, love.-GL
((It has but it's been somewhat organized crack. I don't want it to end. XD Jump to Sherlock and John? up to you.))
Stranger: Sherlock rode along with John's head in his lap.
((Works with me.))
You: The taxi hit a bump in the road jarring John who began to wake in a hazy fuzz. "Hmmm....Sherlock s'at you?" he mumbled.
((YAY Did I ask you if you had SKype already?))
Stranger: "Yes," he told the man.
((Yeah, I still don't.))
You: Tries to sit up. "God my head...what the hell happened?" he said while still trying to sit up.
((You should. That way we can talk mooooorrrrreeee. ^-^))
Stranger: "Whiskey," Sherlock replied simply.
((Maybe.))
You: "Oh God...I didn't even have that much." sit's up leaning head back against the taxi seat.
You: ((Yay! ))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.